unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu)


(Source: octoberblood)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

bxstxrds:

i could really go for a make-out session up against a wall right about now.

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC


(Source: c-isnenegro)